Overheard

I was cleaning my room and I came across an overheard clip I got from mX. Oh how I missed mX overheard.... so here we go..

Guy: "Girls always think it's hot when you put 'ladies' at the end of a sentence. Like, I'm going to the bathroom - ladies."


Girl: "What's in my food, man?"
Friend: "MSG"
Girl: "Is that like, OMG?"


Guy 1: "That thing on the wall looks like it's reflecting."
Guy 2: "That's coz it's a mirror."


Girl to friend: "She's litery the dumbest girl I know... wait, is that right? Litery?"
Friend: "I think you just took the crown."


Girl to friend: "My Biggest Loser diet was going great 'til I got real baked and ate, like three bag of chips."


Man: "We must be walking slowly because that pregnant woman just passed us."
Friend: "Yeah? Well she has an extra set of legs."


Taken from mX - 12 May 2010.

But I bet even if mX still exists nowadays, people won't be able to send many of these as we're always on our earphones :/

Overheard Part 2

These apparently from 30 Sep 2010 :P

Enjoy!


Girl 1: "Feel that piece of skin on my foot? It's always there."
Girl 2: "It's just dead skin."
Girl 1: "Yeah, but it always dies in the same spot."

- JJGiyu

Girl: "Your hair sits funny on this side."
Guy: "Yeah, it's a dent from when I was dropped on my head at birth. My parents were so amazed at how beautiful I was, they dropped me.:

- Laura

Girl on her mobile: "You mean to tell me you didn't want to go past the real estate agent so you crossed the road and got hit by a car? That's just great!"

- Edumacated

Happy New Year 2012!!!

Happy New Year everyone!! I wish us all the best year yet, followed by even better years after!!!! :)

Went to see fireworks last night @Barangaroo, they say that would be the last time they have it opened for fireworks, so that means I went there for the first and final year hehehe...

Anyway, I'll try to write more this year :) And hope I can take care of myself more this year, physically and mentally :)

Was cleaning up my drawer and I found that I've got lots of overheard yet to be posted, so here we go, they are all surely not from 2012 :P

Guy to Wedding planner girl: "So, any secret tips for someone contemplating marriage?"
Girl: "Elope. Save your money"

-Melina H

Girl: "Why don't they put solar panels on the sun? It's way more effective."

- Coxy

Boy: "There's so many trees around here. Way too much oxygen for my body to handle."

- Danny

Girl 1: "You're such a bossy boots."
Girl 2: "Whose boss is a boot?"

- Pussy

Girl: "Why is there so much press here?"
Receptionist: "Julia is here."
Girl: "Roberts?"
Receptionist: "No, Gillard."
Girl: "Oh, shame."

- Dissapointed

Girl in the change room: "It fits perfectly, but it's way too tight."

- One size fits all

Guy: "Which Italian discovered Cuba in 1492?"
Girl: "Oh, that was the same year Christopher Columbus discovered America."
Guy: "Yeah, and Cuba is right behind Mexico, so who discovered it?"
Girl: "I don't know."
Guy: "You just said his name."
Girl: "What, Christoper Columbus? I thought he was an American."
Guy: "I don't know you."

- Ben.

Girl: "They believe in God but, like, they still read Harry Potter."

- Bemused

Girl at crossing: "We're allowed to cross now, but the flashing red man means you're not allowed to walk slow."
- Cross purpose

Mother: "A real man has the guts to choose who he wants to be and stick to it. Do you know what 'has the guts' means?"
Daughter: "Abs?"

- LJS

Girl: "How long can you stay in a one-hour carpark?"
- M

Girl 1: "Do you like potatoes?"
Girl 2: "What are potatoes?"

- Spud

Another Overheard

Sign on plane: "Please place larger baggage above your heads and any small baggage at your feet, and please leave your emotional baggage on the tarmac - I'm a pilot not a shrink."

Lol.. it must be jetstar :P or virgin :P
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Boy looking at a music video: "Whoa! Is Eminem really white?"
Girl: "What colour did you think he was?"
Boy: "Well I assumed that he meant Eminem, like M&Ms, you know, 'cause he was chocolate-brown coloured?"

-_-" I thought he was black at the beginning too, but not because of this reason -_-"

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Girl 1: "Last night my boyfriend took me to se a ballet."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah? WHat'd you see?"
Girl 1: "The Nutcrusher."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Overheard

I always try to get mX lately just to read the Overheard section. Some of them are really funny. I thought I'd post some of them here, saving me clipping them up :)

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Guy 1: "Hey man, what was that strawberry thing we had before?"
Guy 2: "Strawberries."

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Guy on phone: "Kenneth Rd. That's K, for Kenneth."

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Guy 1: "Can you help me look for my phone?"
Guy 2: "Sure. Where is it?"

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Girl: "Hey, what's that thing on your head?"
Guy: "It's a birthmark."
Girl: "Oh, right. So, when did you get it?"

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Boyfriend: "Just tuen your phone off so people can't call you when you're sleeping. I'll be your alarm instead. I'll call you."

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Girl: "Airports are, like, another country. You know, like Tasmania!"