Fried Onions :P

I had this conversation with one of my colleague the other day and I thought I'd like to keep it here :) He's a Maltese I think, but he's one of the people who like to try different food, Asian or non-Asian, spicy and non spicy too (though I doubt he can stand hot XD he did say he can :P). It started with me asking my colleagues who like crystalised ginger since I had one and did not want them. So here it goes..

Me: does anyone here like crystalized ginger?

 

Blue J: Never tried it?

           You know what I need? FRIED ONION? Do you know a good one that you use and

           you were recommend ?

 

Me: Do u wanna try lol (The ginger I mean).

       Go to Asian shop, they all good ahahahahah

 

Blue J: I don’t really like ginger.. very strong taste..

            Ok - I will trust you!

 

Me: Why do you need fried onion?

Blue J: MI GORENG DON’T PUT ENOUGH IN THE PACKET!!

 

Me: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! :P

 

I forgot my colleagues are all mi goreng fanatics :p I ended up telling him to fry them himself  and told him for the first time that they are actually french shallots, not onions ;P and ended up googling how to fry fried onions and translate them to English XD Got the recipe in my office PC, might paste it here later on.

Another Overheard

Sign on plane: "Please place larger baggage above your heads and any small baggage at your feet, and please leave your emotional baggage on the tarmac - I'm a pilot not a shrink."

Lol.. it must be jetstar :P or virgin :P
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Boy looking at a music video: "Whoa! Is Eminem really white?"
Girl: "What colour did you think he was?"
Boy: "Well I assumed that he meant Eminem, like M&Ms, you know, 'cause he was chocolate-brown coloured?"

-_-" I thought he was black at the beginning too, but not because of this reason -_-"

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Girl 1: "Last night my boyfriend took me to se a ballet."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah? WHat'd you see?"
Girl 1: "The Nutcrusher."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Overheard

I always try to get mX lately just to read the Overheard section. Some of them are really funny. I thought I'd post some of them here, saving me clipping them up :)

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Guy 1: "Hey man, what was that strawberry thing we had before?"
Guy 2: "Strawberries."

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Guy on phone: "Kenneth Rd. That's K, for Kenneth."

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Guy 1: "Can you help me look for my phone?"
Guy 2: "Sure. Where is it?"

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Girl: "Hey, what's that thing on your head?"
Guy: "It's a birthmark."
Girl: "Oh, right. So, when did you get it?"

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Boyfriend: "Just tuen your phone off so people can't call you when you're sleeping. I'll be your alarm instead. I'll call you."

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Girl: "Airports are, like, another country. You know, like Tasmania!"

Why God Made Mothers

I read this on the mass paper on Mother's Day few months ago and thought it was funny and I should share it here :D It surely took me few months to do LOL

Why God Made Mothers
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. Mostly to clean the house.
2. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.

Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mum eats a lot.

What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
And that says it all!

May the Lord help us to be better mothers then, so that our children can see what God is like, as they observe us, and see what heaven is like when they observe our home.