Saturday, September 18, 2010

Why God Made Mothers

I read this on the mass paper on Mother's Day few months ago and thought it was funny and I should share it here :D It surely took me few months to do LOL

Why God Made Mothers
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. Mostly to clean the house.
2. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.

Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mum eats a lot.

What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
And that says it all!

May the Lord help us to be better mothers then, so that our children can see what God is like, as they observe us, and see what heaven is like when they observe our home.

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