These apparently from 30 Sep 2010 :P
Enjoy!
Girl 1: "Feel that piece of skin on my foot? It's always there."
Girl 2: "It's just dead skin."
Girl 1: "Yeah, but it always dies in the same spot."
- JJGiyu
Girl: "Your hair sits funny on this side."
Guy: "Yeah, it's a dent from when I was dropped on my head at birth. My parents were so amazed at how beautiful I was, they dropped me.:
- Laura
Girl on her mobile: "You mean to tell me you didn't want to go past the real estate agent so you crossed the road and got hit by a car? That's just great!"
- Edumacated
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