Sign on plane: "Please place larger baggage above your heads and any small baggage at your feet, and please leave your emotional baggage on the tarmac - I'm a pilot not a shrink."
Lol.. it must be jetstar :P or virgin :P
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Boy looking at a music video: "Whoa! Is Eminem really white?"
Girl: "What colour did you think he was?"
Boy: "Well I assumed that he meant Eminem, like M&Ms, you know, 'cause he was chocolate-brown coloured?"
-_-" I thought he was black at the beginning too, but not because of this reason -_-"
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Girl 1: "Last night my boyfriend took me to se a ballet."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah? WHat'd you see?"
Girl 1: "The Nutcrusher."
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Random blabbering :P
Nothing special really, I just thought it's been a while since I posted something last time on my blog, so I want to write something. So it's just an update :)
1. My "little brother" and my "sister-in-law" had their first baby last month on 8 Sep 2010. What a good birthdate :) 8-9-10. He's named Steven. Personally, I don't like name Steven :P and they know that so I don't have to worry if my little brother reads my blog :p One, it's too common. My ex-boss in ASS was a Steven, and my ex-colleague was a Steve, and my manager is Stephen too. See how common it is? Two, well... I just don't like Steven :P I've been liking Aiden lately, but my "sis-in-law" rejected it due to its meaning of little fire. She said, this baby is born in Tiger year, she's worried giving another fire to it will make him too fierce :(
2. My ex-colleague gave birth to a baby boy too last month :) 25 Sep I think.. named Joshua Alexander :) and also, my highschool friend gave birth to a baby girl on 28 Sep, named Josephine. So many babies lately! I haven't got the chance to visit my ex-colleague. As for the other two, they are in Singapore, so my text messages will do LOL :P
3. I don't wanna create a fight here, so let me just say first that this is what I found out when watching my customers. I'm not trying to be racist or anything, it's just experience okay? So I won't accept any provocative comments. What I found out lately is that my french customers (that I found out to be french) are all rude and proud. They generally (like 9 out of 10) don't speak English. Which is fine, really, I won't be going to German and be able to speak German anyway, so it is understandable (though if I think about it again, English is international language. How can you not now even 1 to 10? :/). BUT, if I happen to go to German with no German language skill, if I happen to need to ask someone about anything, I'll be relying on body language! Well.. not for these french customers. They still talk FULL fast sentences!!!!!!!! They might be thinking I was looking like a french and just pretending I could not speak french -_-" oh my goodness -_-" SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!! PLUS, they are loud and from their speaking tone, it seemed like they were yelling at me for not understanding them! ughhhhhhhhhhhh what do you guys expect????? that I should be able to speak ALL languages spoken in the world????? YOU DO IT YOURSELF!! And after that, they don't say thank you! Oh wait, they actually spoke 1 word in english, "NO". And they said it quite a few times. Hey... does that mean they actually understood what I was saying to them and just pretended they didn't understand??? You only say NO LOUDLY, STRONGLY and FREQUENTLY if you know it's not what you mean right????? UGHHHHHHHHHHHH....... After those incidents, of course I talked about it with my work mates, and their comments were all like "oh?? french huh?" (before I even say it was french customers), or "yeah, french customers are so arrogant and rude" or "oh yeah, even if they speak english, they won't speak english" HELLOOOOOOOOOO what's the purpose of being able to speak if you don't use it??? it's like you buy a burger and just put it in your bag and won't eat it -_- whatever. And again, it's just based on my experience, that's what I experienced with them so if you're lucky enough for not having similar experience as mine, please don't ask me to change how I felt about french customers because I am not as lucky as you.
4. My 4th Gmarket order is on overseas shipping process yayyyyyy ^^ This time I ordered lots of skin care products from Etude. I hope they are okay with my skin. I also bought some facial masks, a pair of shoes, Elisha Coy and Tony Moly skin care. My sis bought some clothes and I could wear them too hehehe :D will post the full list later when they arrive.
I better go to bed now, been a tiring week. I work 5 days plus staying back in the office, and yesterday I worked in the office too from 1-5. Our company has been doing very well lately... meaning.... we are SUPER busy and IT department is understaffed due to 4 people quited pretty much around the same time. We hired 4 new people, 1 of them was sacked after 2 weeks. The rest are okay, but they are new and need time to adjust, also, we still need 1 more person, so me and my team leader are still very busy. Because of this, since last week IT people have been coming on Sat for 4 hours to catch up with things. And after that, I had to go to the other work from 6-11 >>_<< I didn't have enough rest again this weekend *sigh... but I'm rich this week *sigh... lol :P
Anywayyyyyy good nite all ^^
1. My "little brother" and my "sister-in-law" had their first baby last month on 8 Sep 2010. What a good birthdate :) 8-9-10. He's named Steven. Personally, I don't like name Steven :P and they know that so I don't have to worry if my little brother reads my blog :p One, it's too common. My ex-boss in ASS was a Steven, and my ex-colleague was a Steve, and my manager is Stephen too. See how common it is? Two, well... I just don't like Steven :P I've been liking Aiden lately, but my "sis-in-law" rejected it due to its meaning of little fire. She said, this baby is born in Tiger year, she's worried giving another fire to it will make him too fierce :(
2. My ex-colleague gave birth to a baby boy too last month :) 25 Sep I think.. named Joshua Alexander :) and also, my highschool friend gave birth to a baby girl on 28 Sep, named Josephine. So many babies lately! I haven't got the chance to visit my ex-colleague. As for the other two, they are in Singapore, so my text messages will do LOL :P
3. I don't wanna create a fight here, so let me just say first that this is what I found out when watching my customers. I'm not trying to be racist or anything, it's just experience okay? So I won't accept any provocative comments. What I found out lately is that my french customers (that I found out to be french) are all rude and proud. They generally (like 9 out of 10) don't speak English. Which is fine, really, I won't be going to German and be able to speak German anyway, so it is understandable (though if I think about it again, English is international language. How can you not now even 1 to 10? :/). BUT, if I happen to go to German with no German language skill, if I happen to need to ask someone about anything, I'll be relying on body language! Well.. not for these french customers. They still talk FULL fast sentences!!!!!!!! They might be thinking I was looking like a french and just pretending I could not speak french -_-" oh my goodness -_-" SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!! PLUS, they are loud and from their speaking tone, it seemed like they were yelling at me for not understanding them! ughhhhhhhhhhhh what do you guys expect????? that I should be able to speak ALL languages spoken in the world????? YOU DO IT YOURSELF!! And after that, they don't say thank you! Oh wait, they actually spoke 1 word in english, "NO". And they said it quite a few times. Hey... does that mean they actually understood what I was saying to them and just pretended they didn't understand??? You only say NO LOUDLY, STRONGLY and FREQUENTLY if you know it's not what you mean right????? UGHHHHHHHHHHHH....... After those incidents, of course I talked about it with my work mates, and their comments were all like "oh?? french huh?" (before I even say it was french customers), or "yeah, french customers are so arrogant and rude" or "oh yeah, even if they speak english, they won't speak english" HELLOOOOOOOOOO what's the purpose of being able to speak if you don't use it??? it's like you buy a burger and just put it in your bag and won't eat it -_- whatever. And again, it's just based on my experience, that's what I experienced with them so if you're lucky enough for not having similar experience as mine, please don't ask me to change how I felt about french customers because I am not as lucky as you.
4. My 4th Gmarket order is on overseas shipping process yayyyyyy ^^ This time I ordered lots of skin care products from Etude. I hope they are okay with my skin. I also bought some facial masks, a pair of shoes, Elisha Coy and Tony Moly skin care. My sis bought some clothes and I could wear them too hehehe :D will post the full list later when they arrive.
I better go to bed now, been a tiring week. I work 5 days plus staying back in the office, and yesterday I worked in the office too from 1-5. Our company has been doing very well lately... meaning.... we are SUPER busy and IT department is understaffed due to 4 people quited pretty much around the same time. We hired 4 new people, 1 of them was sacked after 2 weeks. The rest are okay, but they are new and need time to adjust, also, we still need 1 more person, so me and my team leader are still very busy. Because of this, since last week IT people have been coming on Sat for 4 hours to catch up with things. And after that, I had to go to the other work from 6-11 >>_<< I didn't have enough rest again this weekend *sigh... but I'm rich this week *sigh... lol :P
Anywayyyyyy good nite all ^^
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Overheard
I always try to get mX lately just to read the Overheard section. Some of them are really funny. I thought I'd post some of them here, saving me clipping them up :)
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Guy 1: "Hey man, what was that strawberry thing we had before?"
Guy 2: "Strawberries."
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Guy on phone: "Kenneth Rd. That's K, for Kenneth."
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Guy 1: "Can you help me look for my phone?"
Guy 2: "Sure. Where is it?"
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Girl: "Hey, what's that thing on your head?"
Guy: "It's a birthmark."
Girl: "Oh, right. So, when did you get it?"
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Boyfriend: "Just tuen your phone off so people can't call you when you're sleeping. I'll be your alarm instead. I'll call you."
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Girl: "Airports are, like, another country. You know, like Tasmania!"
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Guy 1: "Hey man, what was that strawberry thing we had before?"
Guy 2: "Strawberries."
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Guy on phone: "Kenneth Rd. That's K, for Kenneth."
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Guy 1: "Can you help me look for my phone?"
Guy 2: "Sure. Where is it?"
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Girl: "Hey, what's that thing on your head?"
Guy: "It's a birthmark."
Girl: "Oh, right. So, when did you get it?"
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Boyfriend: "Just tuen your phone off so people can't call you when you're sleeping. I'll be your alarm instead. I'll call you."
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Girl: "Airports are, like, another country. You know, like Tasmania!"
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Why God Made Mothers
I read this on the mass paper on Mother's Day few months ago and thought it was funny and I should share it here :D It surely took me few months to do LOL
Why God Made Mothers
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. Mostly to clean the house.
2. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.
Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mum eats a lot.
What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
And that says it all!
May the Lord help us to be better mothers then, so that our children can see what God is like, as they observe us, and see what heaven is like when they observe our home.
Why God Made Mothers
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. Mostly to clean the house.
2. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.
Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mum eats a lot.
What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
And that says it all!
May the Lord help us to be better mothers then, so that our children can see what God is like, as they observe us, and see what heaven is like when they observe our home.
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